JACKING OFF COST VS BENEFITS ANALYSIS

“At least I’m not playing with my dick”

“I went home to my hand”

“So I went home and jerked myself off”

Ok guys, this is a bit of a funny article..

I tend to view the world very analytically.

I like to think of things very business like in terms of time, energy, money spent, ROI etc.

And I’ve heard the above sentences before when guys describe jacking off as if it’s a bad thing.

For example a guy might sleep with a girl who wasn’t that attractive and make the argument “it was better than playing with my dick” or his friends will tease him about it and he will say “at least I’m not playing with my dick”

Often guys will refer to jacking off likes it’s a bad thing and it got me thinking about the cost vs benefits of jacking off as opposed to actually having sex with a girl.

It’s a silly thing to think about but when I did I blew my own mind.

From a cost vs benefits point of view simply jacking off instead of trying to get laid KILLS IT every time lol

I will now list why jacking off is a better alternative to actually getting laid..

COST = $0

Pursuing girls to get laid cost money..

Car cost like fuel, wear and tear, parking, dates, drinks, club entry, food or if you go down the prostitution route you’re looking at hundreds of dollars a pop.

Just stay home and jack off and spend $0

TIME/ENERGY SPENT = 0

You don’t have to leave the house; you don’t have to spend time in clubs, bars, doing day game etc.

You don’t have to spend energy chasing girls, talking to them, messaging them and all that.

The only time and energy you need to spend is finding the best video on porn hub to fap to and then the actual time and energy fapping.

CHANCE OF STD’s = 0

Even if you wear a condom you still have a chance of a std.

Jacking off = 0% chance of STD

CHANCE OF GETTING A GIRL PREGNANT = 0

Just like the above example the chance of getting a girl pregnant is a big fat 0

YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT!

Haha that’s right guys, when you jack off you can have sex with anyone you want! You want to have sex with a Victoria secret model? A famous actor? That girl on Instagram? Multiple women? Your favorite porn star? Anyone you want? Go for it!!

NO STRINGS ATTACHED

When you jack off over a girl she wont expect you to commit to a monogamous relationship, get married and have kids with her.

In fact, she wont even know you jacked off over her!!

So there you have it guys, why you should just jack off instead of reading my site and learning how to actually get laid.

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